3 steps to sorting

How to get started on dealing with household mayhem

It’s after the holidays, and your chum’s house looks like a tribe of Ewoks collaborated with a dervish of devils to make a mess that rivals a teenager’s room. What to do if you are called on to help sort it out? I’m not suggesting your own house is in the same state, though if it is, you can follow the same steps below to get started¬†on organizing it.¬†Our place tends to wax and wane, depending on where we are with projects, travel, and visitors; during the week, jackets and bags get dropped in our offices, and need to be sorted on the weekend and hung up again. We could just put stuff away as we come into the house, but where’s the fun in that. Colorful piles of stuff make the place look lived in, and happy.

Step One – go to the dollar store and get a batch (12 or so) $1 laundry baskets
This is the sorting mechanism – they’re a good size, have handles, and nice open tops. You can also use boxes if you have empties on hand. The container wants to be about 2 x 3 feet and shallower than it is deep.

Step Two – put 4 baskets/boxes in each messy room, in the middle, and label them. Add one big black garbage bag. Here are your categories for a general rough sort for the room.

  • Keep – you definitely want the stuff you throw in this basket
    (good electronics, clothing, gifts, unopened candy, bills to pay)
  • Recycle – someone wants it, just not you
    (include regular recycling like bottles, plastic, wrapping paper as well as old monitors, cords, CDs, old dish sets)
  • Shred it or file it – important paperwork, paper stuff
    (magazines, catalogs, letters, cards, memorabilia, medical records, taxes, paid bills, contact info, business cards, research materials, photos etc)
  • Undecided – we’ll make a call on this later
    (it might be something you want, or it may be stuff you’re not ready to let go of, shoes and clothes you don’t wear, misc stationery, left overs from projects, half a ball of yarn, old nail-polish, messenger bags you are not currently using, plastic cups, cutlery, colored napkins from a theme party)
  • Black bag – toss it out – it’s garbage!
    (open bag of chips, cookies, clothing labels, trash of any kind)

This rough sort has the benefit of reducing the piles of stuff to manageable chunks, and the trash gets taken out to the bin right away. I take the regular recycling to the recycle bin, and the other stuff goes into bags for donation to good will, PC recycle and so on. The paper takes a longer time to sort, so putting it all together means I save time and avoid being distracted by it while clearing the larger room.

Step Three – move the baskets out of that room

  • Clean the surfaces of the room with surface cleaner and paper towels
  • Sweep, mop or vacuum the floor
  • Only return the stuff to that room that will live there from now on

Socks refute quantum rules

There must be some previously unheralded universal constant – one that says socks are the only thing in the universe that can defy the rule about quantum entanglement. Socks start out in pairs, and are worn in the same pairs. Quantum physics ought to dictate that the socks remain entangled, however, they keep disappearing in the dryer. Moreover, single socks that I’ve never seen before in my life keep appearing from the dryer at the end of the laundry cycle.

I even tried folding the sock tops together, and then tried putting them in a mesh bag. Sadly, none of these strategies has worked.

I have a tentative theory about dryers generating tiny wormholes that only attract socks; and in some parallel universe, the missing pair joins the universes together. Or perhaps it is a prank by Pixel, the cat who walks through walls. Unfortunately, this does not help me wear matching socks in THIS universe. I give up; from now on, all socks will be black socks, and the same kind. That way when they do not match up, I will not feel such a disturbance in the force.

It’s hard to stay organized across parallel universes, but I’m going to keep working on it.

My favorite comment is from Ashley:
No no, it’s the Pauli exclusion principle, which states that no two identical fermions may occupy the same quantum state simultaneously. In this case, no two matching socks may occupy the same place simultaneously.